William K. Larson

"Hi, this is William K. Larson, and I'm from the Bowflex Users Information Guild and I want you to fill out is ass-ay about, I mean survey about how you are being discriminated by the Bowflex company. And um...goodbye."

- William K. Larson

William K. Larson (also known as Bill Larson) is a heterosexual from Idaho, despite his Texan lisp. He is known to often clash with the Bowflex Customer Service.

Appearances

 * Does Dr. Pepper Made of Liquid?